"Post a pic of your cum in your hand"
Anonymous

corpish:

paranoid:

when your crush  starts a conversation but decides to ignore you after 5 minutes.

  • me:im so tired
  • mum:what have you done today?
  • me:nothing
  • Everyone Else in Fandom:*theorizes, makes awesome graphics, writes amazing fanfic, analyzes source material*
  • Me:*runs around in circles waving arms until the next episode*

gaysociallink:

hey guys remember when you played brawl with friends and then this item would spawn in

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and then fun times would immediately turn into either the feeling of unspeakable fear or the sensation of having overwhelming power in your hands

phobias:

Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school

heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

thottweiler:

THE WORST THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN

thottweiler:

THE WORST THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN

bvsedjesus:

i want u wrapped in my arms…like a burrito…be my baerrito

asexualfactoftheday:

[#475. Gray-Asexuals emit a wireless signal to keep in contact with one another.]

asexualfactoftheday:

[#475. Gray-Asexuals emit a wireless signal to keep in contact with one another.]