when I think about I got a Napoleon complex going

voryn-dagoth:

thats a rather dramatic and sinister description for creatures that fall apart when u barely touch them

voryn-dagoth:

thats a rather dramatic and sinister description for creatures that fall apart when u barely touch them

blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

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iguanamouth:

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i read that as lions

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remember who you are

waddleeacha
waddleeacha
doodlee doo
doodlee doo
waddleeacha
waddleeacha
doodleedoo
doodleedoo
it’s the simplest thing
there isn’t much to it
all ya gotta do is
doodlee do it
waddleeacha
waddleeacha
doodleedoo
doodleedooBOOPBOOP

cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

renegade shepards be like

euxiom:

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nexusfaye:

two of my freshmen are named caesar what are the odds

stILL HASNT SUNK IN THAT I HAVE 8 LITTLE BABIES THAT I HAVENT MET YET

remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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two of my freshmen are named caesar what are the odds

fluorescentcrescent:

i don’t go to parties!!!!!!!!!!!!! sad girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awkward . drink tea n books haha socially awk all kind of awk. never se x what is it what is bo yfriend lmao i sheousd jst be a lesbo!! also like cats

templarsalad:

Wish my sister a happy 14th birthday so I can show her!!!

TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY
TODAY IS SOMEBODY’S BIRTHDAY
TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY
TODAY IS SOMEBODY’S BIRTHDAY
ITS NOT THE PICKLES
ITS NOT THE PEARS
ITS NOT THE ELEPHANTS
OR
THE
BEEEEEEEEAAAAAAARS
TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY
TODAY IS YOUR SISTER’S BIRTHDAY

c: