yerawhovianharry:

if you ever see a really white concealer and think “who’s pale enough to wear this lol” chances are i can wear that concealer

getsby:

it’s great that yall are supporting fat ladies but let’s stop only talking about the ones who have hourglass figures. support girls with love handles and stretch marks and thighs that jiggle when they walk and girls who don’t have big asses and girls with cellulite and girls with big arms and calves and fat in all the places they’re told they shouldn’t have fat. if you’re gonna be body positive you have to support all body types because every body is beautiful

genderpunkrock:

oh, you’re playing skyrim? i love that game, the way they just [clenches fist] rim all those frickin skies

pocket-ferret:

a moment of silence for all the little girls this halloween who had to be anna because their older sister wanted to be elsa

  • Me:*watches tv*
  • Me:*throws tv out of the window* THIS IS NOT DRAGON AGE INQUISITION!
  • Me:*reads a book*
  • Me:*throws book out of the window* THIS IS NOT DRAGON AGE INQUISITION!
  • Me:*plays a video game*
  • Me:*throws pc + console out of the window* THIS IS NOT DRAGON AGE INQUISITION!
  • Me:*breathes*
  • Me:THIS IS NOT DRAGON AGE INQUISITION! *throws self out of the first floor window*

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

overlord-jinral:

Breaking into Brennenburg was probably a bad idea. 

"I am so weird I apologize and also know you have full right to have an icon that isn't you. I am so sorry for being so in you face I'm the last message I think I was sleep deprived 😬"
gracieeyy

Bruh don’t even feel bad I loved it it made my day

"OMG I JUST REALIZED. WHY IS YOUR ICON NOT A SELFIE?!?!?!? BC YIU ARE SO PRETTY AND MAN YOU NEED A GORGEOUS SELFIE ICON MAN. (I realized this kinda sounded like I just realized that you are super pretty but I meant the icon thing ))) idk man this coming from me with a nonme icon lol. I'm rambling sorry, just thought I would share my confusion with you idk sorry in weird forgive me I'm so awk"
gracieeyy

MAN YOU ARE TOO PRECIOUS OMG I CRYING DONT FEEL BAD AT ALL THIS MADE MY DAY ILY

majesdanes:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

here’s to us; what was and what could have been.

bralpha:

teachers who make you have a three ring binder but never hole punch their handouts are the reason for the evil in the world

spicyshimmy:

literally in exactly one month those of us in north america will be getting ready to head out for dragon age: inquisition to pick it up at midnight. exactly one month from right now it will begin. only one month left you guys holy

bisexualfaithlehane:

cumberbatshit:

IM SO HAPPY

is your dad phil coulson?