i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me
you could give me a whole month to do homework and i still wouldn’t start it till the night before it’s due what’s wrong with me why do i do this to myself
imagine your OTP taking a bubble bath together
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
do you ever see someone in front of you and something on their shirt looks rly fun to play with but you have to restrain yourself like
I am not a creep
*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING
in case anyone wanted to know how the retreat went— it was sick
one time this girl complimented my eyes and i said thank you really happily and she kinda laughed “haha you’re like ‘*wave hand* i know’” and im just like why??? thats not how i felt at all??? should i have screamed no and denied any compliments until you get frustrated?? excuse me then
"asexuals can and often do enjoy sex, attraction and libido are different!" yea that’s nice, but let’s not ignore the fact that the majority of aces ARE sex-aversive. like can we pls not make the ace community as sex normative as literally every other single fucking community out there. can we please.
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
Hey, if it gets us to actually go to the moon again.