• French Friend:well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
  • American Friend:THOUSAND?
  • French Friend:Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?

confirmance:

i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me

tltty:

you could give me a whole month to do homework and i still wouldn’t start it till the night before it’s due what’s wrong with me why do i do this to myself

  • partner:you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
  • me:okay
  • me:write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
  • partner:oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
  • me:no
  • partner:but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
  • me:no
  • partner:so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
  • me:an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

damiwaynie:

STOP SCROLLING

imagine your OTP taking a bubble bath together

okay, continue

onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

do you ever see someone in front of you and something on their shirt looks rly fun to play with but you have to restrain yourself like
no
I am not a creep

hellapunx:

*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING

in case anyone wanted to know how the retreat went— it was sick

one time this girl complimented my eyes and i said thank you really happily and she kinda laughed “haha you’re like ‘*wave hand* i know’” and im just like why??? thats not how i felt at all??? should i have screamed no and denied any compliments until you get frustrated?? excuse me then

leviathanplay:

"asexuals can and often do enjoy sex, attraction and libido are different!" yea that’s nice, but let’s not ignore the fact that the majority of aces ARE sex-aversive. like can we pls not make the ace community as sex normative as literally every other single fucking community out there. can we please.

  • baby:d... d... d...
  • father:...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby:d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby:*guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
lion-say:

i said a while back that i would do a follow forever and i’ve finally done it!! my absolute favorite blogs are listed here. everyone on this list has made me smile several times (in personal situations and just general appearing on my dash) during my time on tumblr and?? they deserve everything go follow all of them please thanks!!
A-E

a-somebody . adasbooty . aeducanprincess . aerynlallaboso . aguidetoliving . alistairweekend . amandathefig . arubboth . auxiliaria . avelinedegrandpre . avvars . bandicutes . bangswing . blight-queller . bonnyanne . brood-mother. caetunasfishpanties . catmartoq . chantrykomori . chibwe . chujawiaczek . darkness-and-starlight . dearlybeloveds . dextroamino . draklorleah . emissary-architect . everyfebruary .

F-K

fluffmyb0ner . fuckin—mages . gorrgon . hellsquid . hostsamurai . ienjoyfollowingyou . ilmater . insecurelycurly . isabelasbooty . ithinkimasecretninja . justcasuallyobsessing . juiceticarsamara . karinazig .

L-P

lady-inquisitor . ladytrickmaster . lightgetsout . lillebobille . lyriumrain . magebutts . maleficarmorrigan . minusfourrespectpoints . morrisslay . mortiphasm . navialernovictoria . necromantiqua . nephbit . nexusfaye . nixonofnixon . officialinquisitor . orlesianmagefashionshow . pandyssias . paragonapostate . petrovskys . pixelbabes .

Q-T

runah-abieer . safestsephiroth . shepard-comander . swagrias . thebes . tevinterfell . thebearmuse . theboywiththekeyblade . therollingstens . theseasdancingotter . thesoundofdespair . thetigerinspace . toeskater91 . tsuntsunraichu . twinhawkes .

U-Z

virborassan . yovahkiin . zenis .

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lion-say:

i said a while back that i would do a follow forever and i’ve finally done it!! my absolute favorite blogs are listed here. everyone on this list has made me smile several times (in personal situations and just general appearing on my dash) during my time on tumblr and?? they deserve everything go follow all of them please thanks!!

A-E

a-somebodyadasbootyaeducanprincess . aerynlallabosoaguidetoliving . alistairweekend . amandathefig . arubbothauxiliariaavelinedegrandpreavvars . bandicutes . bangswingblight-quellerbonnyanne . brood-mother. caetunasfishpantiescatmartoq . chantrykomorichibwe . chujawiaczek . darkness-and-starlightdearlybeloveds . dextroamino . draklorleahemissary-architect . everyfebruary .

F-K

fluffmyb0nerfuckin—mages . gorrgon . hellsquid . hostsamuraiienjoyfollowingyouilmater . insecurelycurlyisabelasbooty . ithinkimasecretninja . justcasuallyobsessing . juiceticarsamarakarinazig .

L-P

lady-inquisitorladytrickmasterlightgetsout . lillebobillelyriumrainmagebutts . maleficarmorrigan . minusfourrespectpointsmorrisslay . mortiphasmnavialernovictoria . necromantiquanephbit . nexusfayenixonofnixon . officialinquisitor . orlesianmagefashionshowpandyssias . paragonapostatepetrovskys . pixelbabes .

Q-T

runah-abieersafestsephiroth . shepard-comanderswagriasthebes . tevinterfell . thebearmuse . theboywiththekeybladetherollingstens . theseasdancingotter . thesoundofdespairthetigerinspace . toeskater91tsuntsunraichutwinhawkes .

U-Z

virborassan . yovahkiin . zenis .

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dalkenstarbyne:

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

Hey, if it gets us to actually go to the moon again.